Hello!
How are you doing? I hope life is treating you well.
This update is a little late because editing on Scarlet Disaster kicked my butt this week. But it is with the proofreader—hooray!—and I'm excited to share an extended teaser below. For those of you who have read the Three Bears duet, you may recognize Lou as Ria's very much human best friend. Scarlet Disaster is also part of a duet, it's a reverse harem, and loosely inspired by Little Red Riding Hood (aka expect big bad wolf jokes).
In other news, if you've been keeping up with the Empath Found audiobooks, all three are now live!
Colette x
Scarlet Disaster Preview
Below is an extended teaser from Scarlet Disaster! I hope you enjoy this first meeting between Lou and her hopeful harem member, Brooks 🐺
(Note that this excerpt hasn't been proofread and is subject to change).
“Ooh, was that a little bit of flirting I detected, Ms. Not Interested?” I teased.
“I thought my name was Red?” she shot back.
“Hey, you’re the one who named yourself ‘Not Interested’. I assume ‘Not’ is your first name, which is why I oh-so-kindly bestowed a cute nickname on you. ‘Not’ is a pretty strange name, you know.”
“And you’re a pretty strange guy,” she laughed. “My name is Lou, but I’m still not interested.”
“Maybe I’m not interested. Maybe I was just saying hello and you assumed I was flirting with you,” I said smugly.
“How presumptuous of me,” Lou agreed seriously. “I mean, you were eyefucking me from the minute you approached, and one hundred percent used your sexiest fuckboy voice to say hi, but you’re right. I shouldn’t assume anything.”
I grinned at Lou, totally losing my “fuckboy” cool in the face of her snarky attitude.
“Okay, I’ll let you in on a little secret. I was flirting with you,” I told her conspiratorially. Lou gasped dramatically, clutching her chest like she was scandalized.
“You rogue,” she chastised.
“You talking dirty to me, Red?” I chuckled.
“Nope,” she replied instantly, popping the ‘p’. “I have sworn off men. No offense, but you’re all the devil.”
“None taken. Well, a bit taken,” I added as an afterthought. “Want me to punch the guy for you?”
“Now who’s talking dirty?” Lou asked, fanning her face. “And no. No punching required. However, I have banned myself from real-life penises for the foreseeable future so, you know. Go shoot your shot with one of the many admirers you seem to have collected since you walked in the door.”
I glanced around, finding a few eyes on me and more than a few on Lou. Pft. She did not have a leg to stand on when it came to calling me out on my many admirers.
Wait, real-life penises?
“Are you passing through Fairbanks?” Lou continued before I could ask an entirely inappropriate follow-up question about fake penises. Or dead penises? Real-life definitely left room for interpretation.
New Audiobooks
The complete Empath Found trilogy is now available on Audible! Get them here:
Recent Unputdownable Reads
July has been an awesome reading month for me, especially for my inner omegaverse fangirl. Book two of Lyx Robinson's Viking Omegaverse series came out, and I cannot rave about these books enough! It's got all the glorious omegaverse spice, but making it high fantasy, set during Viking expansion in the British Isles. It's smart as hell, well-written, with characters you can't help but fall in love with. Get book one here.
Also out in July was Pack Darling by Lola Rock, book one in an RH omegaverse duet. It has been weeks since I read this, and I still can't get it out of my head. If you're in the mood for some high-quality angst, you can't miss this one. Get it here.